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Get the “cluck” outta here!

Chris — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 03:30:07 +0000

I haven’t spent any time posting here about my time at Troma, but I plan to, all in due course. Until then, I want to share with you, my loyal readers (all two of you), a paragraph of a great review over on DVDTalk: If you don’t already appreciate Troma’s style, this one isn’t likely to [...]

Comment response meme

Chris — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 06:18:14 +0000

So I replied to someone’s version of this, so I guess that means I’m on the hook to post mine as well. COMMENT HERE AND I WILL: a) Tell you why I friended you. (no such thing as “friending” here) b) Associate you with something — a fandom, song, color, photo, etc. c) Tell you something I [...]

2002 - “Back Home”

Chris — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:31:47 +0000

This was I trip I took back to my roots of Sterling, Colorado in February 2002. The first time I’d been back home since my great-grandfather died several years earlier, and perhaps even more importantly, the first time I’d seen the place through the eyes of an adult. I took this trip with the person [...]

An A&R rep’s dream

Chris — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:56:15 +0000

Gotta love internet memes. They’re the online version of being the kid on the playground who looks at what everyone else is doing, and says to himself, or out loud, “Me too!” This one comes from Jeff via Amy. Seriously, blame them. The idea here is that you get a random article from [...]

Mitt Zombie Commercial

Chris — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:17:07 +0000

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Welcome back

Chris — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 05:33:03 +0000

I’m baaaaaack! You can’t keep a good duckie down, I guess. It’s been seven months since I’ve put anything of substance online, and today seemed as good a time as any to start up again. Seven months ago, I took my public presence on the internets down to think, change and re-tool. And now, here [...]

“Klingon Skits” [dragon*conTV]

Chris — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:44:38 +0000

We shot so many damn Klingon bits for 2006. Well, saying “we” is actually a misnomer here, as I wasn’t present for the footage that was used to make these up. However, I was tasked with editing most of them. Get even more funny at dragoncontv.com! Get the Flash Player to see this player. var s2 [...]

“Blood Train” [dragon*conTV]

Chris — Thu, 01 May 2008 07:00:10 +0000

This is, to date, my Tour de Force, if such a thing exists for spoof videos made by volunteers on a nonexistent budget for a convention on Labor Day weekend. My friends Brian and Patrick filmed a day’s worth of these great sports in Klingon garb dancing in a community center. They had no real [...]

“Goth Eye” [dragon*conTV]

Chris — Thu, 01 May 2008 06:12:26 +0000

Thank Goth I don’t appear in this video, although it is one of the more hilarious skits I’ve been involved in the filming of. I shot behind-the-scenes footage for this one. Get the Flash Player to see this player. var s4 = new SWFObject("http://chrislanphear.com/wp/wp-content/plugins/flash-video-player/mediaplayer.swf","n4","500","375","7"); s4.addParam("allowfullscreen","true"); s4.addParam("allowscriptaccess","always"); s4.addVariable("javascriptid","n4"); s4.addVariable("shownavigation","true"); s4.addVariable("width","500"); s4.addVariable("height","375"); s4.addVariable("screencolor","0x1A4E88"); s4.addVariable("autoscroll","true"); s4.addVariable("displayheight","375"); s4.addVariable("largecontrols","false"); s4.addVariable("logo","http://chrislanphear.com/lstream/images/chrislanphear.png"); s4.addVariable("overstretch","true"); s4.addVariable("showdigits","true"); s4.addVariable("showdownload","false"); s4.addVariable("showeq","false"); s4.addVariable("showicons","true"); s4.addVariable("showvolume","true"); s4.addVariable("thumbsinplaylist","false"); s4.addVariable("autostart","false"); s4.addVariable("bufferlength","3"); s4.addVariable("repeat","false"); s4.addVariable("rotatetime","5"); s4.addVariable("smoothing","true"); s4.addVariable("volume","60"); s4.addVariable("enablejs","true"); s4.addVariable("linkfromdisplay","false"); s4.addVariable("t","autodetect"); s4.addVariable("useaudio","false"); s4.addVariable("usecaptions","false"); s4.addVariable("usefullscreen","true"); s4.addVariable("usekeys","false"); s4.addVariable("file","http://chrislanphear.com/video_files/dctv_goth_eye.flv"); s4.write("video4");

“Mom Was Busy” [dragon*conTV]

Chris — Thu, 01 May 2008 05:59:54 +0000

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